Lockdown In My Chair

Dear Yuri,

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Prince of lockdown (in my chair)

In West Bristol area born and raised
But in London is where I spend most of my days
Chillin out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And then the virus comes along and it shuts down all the schools
In just a couple of days, it was up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighbourhood
One little Saturday night and everyone got scared
They said “you’re stayin’ in your house and you’re sittin’ in your chairs”

And so I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The driver’s face was hid and he was wiping his mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it: I’ll lockdown in my chair

I.. stay.. in my house about 24/7
And I yell to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my own in lockdown (in my chair)

Anon, London, England